Friday, August 31, 2012

How to choose a custom brass instrument

Are you ready folks? Here it is, everything you need to know about the different alloys used to make brass instruments, based on thousands of hours of helping players choose instruments:


Red brass sounds more brilliant than yellow brass, which sounds brighter than red brass. Gold brass and rose brass are the same thing, except when they're not, and neither is red brass, except when it is. And both sound darker than either yellow or red brass, except that they sound brighter when I play them. Or darker, depending on who's listening. I play a yellow brass bell because it's more clear, and because I can blend easier with most tuba players and most tenor trombone players. It's also darker than the red brass bell I used to play, except when I want it to be brighter.

(Actually, now I play a gold brass bell, except when I play a yellow brass bell, unless I'm playing a bell that is an alloy somewhere in between that stopped being available after WWII.)

Oh, and nickel sounds darker than any brass alloy. Also, it sounds much, much brighter than any brass alloy.

Heavier bells sound bigger and hold together better at loud dynamics than lighter bells, which sound broader and stay warmer at loud dynamics than heavier bells. 

And Sterling silver bells don't really exist. If you say you've ever seen or owned one, you're wrong. (That's a joke.)

Lacquer and plating make no difference at all unless you think they do. In which case they makes all the difference in the world, and you should immediately get your instrument lacquered, de-lacquered, plated, or re-plated.

How's that? Have I cleared everything up? Any other questions?

The simple facts are these: all else being as equal as you can get it, different humans sound different playing the same equipment, and the same humans sound different playing different equipment, except when they are the kinds of humans who sound the same no matter what equipment they play. These humans include most beginners and some of the best musicians in the world.